Category: Everything Else

You Might Be a Zombie If...

A well thought out post from 'wrongthink'...

You Might Be a Zombie If...

  • You believe that the winners of all historic conflicts have always been the good guys.
  • Most of your understanding of the world comes from legacy media.
  • There is hardly any deviation between your views and those of the opinion molding class.
  • There exist organizations who censor anything which runs contrary to your beliefs.
  • You accept token rewards from authority for changing your own behavior.
  • Your personal devices still run the stock big tech software which came pre-installed.
  • Your outspokenness on issues only lasts for as long as they remain in the news cycle.
  • You aggress upon others, motivated by your (inherited) beliefs.
  • You spend most of your day thinking about entertainment media and/or your next fix of it.
  • You’ve consumed your way into a state of physical obesity.
  • You unironically use Goolag search, Gfail, GooTube or information mediated through any other tech giants.
  • You (think) you have nothing to hide.
  • A shartphone is your primary or only device.
  • Questions are never a part of your informational hygiene, only passive acceptance.
  • You legitimately believe that humanity faced the deadliest pathogen in known history through the early 2020s.
  • You are willing (or even eager) to impoverish your standard of living to mitigate the perceived threat of climate change.
  • Nothing is ever your decision, you were just following orders from above.
  • You haven’t read a single book since graduation day.
  • You weren’t able to get this far down the list without getting triggered or ragequitting this page.

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